Crappity Crap Crap Crap

My day thus far:
*#1 candidate for a job that involves a company car currently has a suspended license, as I discovered after her background check was run.
*A candidate for another job has been locked out of our background check website because she waited too long to complete it.
*Yet another candidate called TODAY to cancel his interview for this afternoon because he’s no longer interested in the position. 
*I can’t get into my work e-mail and have not been able to since yesterday.  I spent 40 minutes on the phone with IT and they are totally at a loss.
*My radiator started leaking tremendous amounts of water.  It would have been funny, considering it made a noise very similar to an extremely wet bowel movement, but I wasn’t in the mood.
*And somehow, I am going to the gym today come hell or high water.  If I don’t go run a couple miles or something, I might smash something.  Grrr.
ETA:  The help desk has no record of me calling earlier today.  I have an appointment to see my doctor tomorrow for a potential UTI.  There were FOUR people crammed into my dining room/work area to fix my radiator.  When I got to the gym at last, my heart rate was 160–before I even started exercising!!

The Scene: H’s apartment

Characters:  Me, H, and our friend S.
Keep in mind that H and I live in the same apartment building, 2 floors apart

S:  Well! Lucky you, you just have to go upstairs.  I feel like we’re on Friends and I’m Phoebe
H:  I want to be Rachel
Me: Wait, I don’t remember what that makes me?
S:  That makes you Monica.
Me: Ugh, I don’t want to be Monica!
H:  Maybe I should be Monica and you can be Rachel.
Me: No, you’re not Monica either.  Can’t we both be Rachel?
S:  Maybe one of you should be Joey.
Me: Yeah!  I want to be Joey!
H:  And I want to be Chandler!
S:  I guess that makes me Ross.
*We all agree that this makes perfect sense*

Um…keep in mind a lot of wine was consumed.  Also?  If I’m going to be Joey, I want an air hockey table.